Ron Clark gets me hits...heh.

So my last post was a play-by-play analysis of just how horrid the Ron Clark story was. The funny thing is that it's gotten me quite a few hits from 'net search engines (Google's been showing me a lot of love lately). I don't know if you believe this or not, but people (perhaps they're about to be student teachers and don't know any better) have been looking for the online lyrics to the less than dope presidential rap that Ronny let flow amongst his students.

Somewhere in America on the first day of school, a newbie history teacher will actually do the rap for their students. Once those kids pick their jaws up off of the floor and stop laughing, the only sound will be the hysterical sobbing coming from a broom closet a short distance from aforementioned newbie teacher's room.

A sampling of some of the search terms follows. Apparently one individual thinks the rap is free, though keep in mind Ronny charges $17,000 per speech, plus travel fees.

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Update: Each time TNT shows this uh, mockumentary my hits spike. Keep it up TNT, keep it up.

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